Scene: walking home from the farmers’ market this unseasonably warm October evening.
B: You know, I really like buying local meat,”
CD: Snaps out of admiring the late season local tomatoes to wonder why girlfriend is lavishing love on the grass-fed ground chuck: Why?
B: In short, local meat is better for the environment than that factory farmed stuff.
CD: But mass produced vegetables are bad for the environment too.
B: I know. Why do you think I boycott vegetables?
And in doing so single-handedly keep the Hot Pocket industry afloat.