Friday, October 5, 2007

Friday Night Funnies

Scene: walking home from the farmers’ market this unseasonably warm October evening.

B: You know, I really like buying local meat,”

CD: Snaps out of admiring the late season local tomatoes to wonder why girlfriend is lavishing love on the grass-fed ground chuck: Why?

B: In short, local meat is better for the environment than that factory farmed stuff.

CD: But mass produced vegetables are bad for the environment too.

B: I know. Why do you think I boycott vegetables?

And in doing so single-handedly keep the Hot Pocket industry afloat.

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